Might as well, you're already getting the ticket.

This guy just seems like the most fun–and obnoxious–person you'd ever meet.

Whatcha doin' back there, buddy?

Wait. Are those Mounties?

Bro, your bro is totally not a bro at all.

No explanation necessary.

Drunk ingenuity at its finest. He used the sod as a comforter, and he didn't even let go of his beer. Wonderful.

Sorry, officer. At least he didn't get it ON the car.

Grandma's a dope-ass beer pong player.

Beer intake is directly proportional to fleeing speed.

When you get stuck, drunk, in the middle of the lake on an inner-tube and the police boat has to tow you back to land... classic, amirite?